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October jokes in 2025

JASON, it takes 5 months to spell it. (July, August, September, October, November)

Top 10 Pumpkin Jokes

I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night.

October 31st: 101 Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”

Friday, October 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream!

How do you get onlyfans for free after October?
– Use Instagram

October is Eczema awareness month.
So I’m raising money by selling scratch off lottery tickets.

Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?
… Rock- tobe

Why do trees hate tests?
— Because they get stumped by the questions. (180 School Jokes)

I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October.
– I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

A man meets a Native American with flawless memory…
When he meets this Native American Chief he notices he is older than most.
He asks the Chief many questions, and the Chief replies flawlessly to each one.

Then he thinks of a random date and asks the Chief, “What did you eat on October 18, 1987?” The Chief replies “Eggs”.

He leaves the Chief and goes home. A year later he meets the Chief again. Feeling respectful he approaches the Chief, and says “How” and the Chief says, “Scrambled!”

October 12th: National Farmers Day Farming Jokes: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?…
– Straw-berries!

I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!
– It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over.

Me: I have cheated once
Wife: me too

Me: 1st april…

Wife: 8th october

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There was once a man named Ani. Ani was a long-time comedian. He had been running both a YouTube and a Twitter account for an entire decade, and did stand-up in bars and comedy clubs. Everywhere he went, he was showered with praise for his originality and dedication. On one 17th of August, however, he made a tweet saying:

“Has anyone been to Majin?”

Ani was known to tweet daily. After this tweet, however, he stopped. Not only did he stop tweeting, though, but he stopped posting YouTube videos and doing stand-up. Anything he did relating to comedy ceased.

Silently, however, he had started up a YouTube channel under the name of “mashin659.” On it he posted original cartoons, all of which most would say fell under the comedy genre. It took several years for people to realize this was actually Ani. People suspected it was him due to the name of the channel. Later on Ani had posted a video hinting at him being behind it. His fans who accidentally stumbled upon the channel took this as a confirmation.

Ani essentially ghosted his Twitter fans. He still browsed Twitter, but stopped doing anything that would show he was active. Naturally, with his following, he had amassed numerous notifications. On October 16th, he decided to check them.

Nothing of interest showed up until he scrolled down around 49 times. Once he hit the 49 mark, he saw a tweet by Joaquin Phoneix himself. Joaquin tweeted Ani two questions:

“Has your inactivity on social media been all a joke? Wait, what’s your last name?”

Ani replied with a picture of cheese, and said:
“The cheese describes my name. It is not a part of it.”

October 4th: National Taco Day Jokes: Top 10 Taco Jokes: Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long?
– No, it will be round!

How do trees get onto the internet?…
– Easy, they just LOG on. (Tree Jokes)

Why does Alabama love the month of October?
– Because the get to pumpkin

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