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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

What do you call a lazy crayfish?
– A slobster!

I dreamed last night that I was swimming in an ocean of soft drink
– Then I woke up and realised it was just a Fanta sea.

What kind of car do they drive in the ocean? (I made this one up a few years ago)
– Mussel Cars

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