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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

What’s the best place to get Italian food in the ocean?
– The Marinara trench

What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
– Netflix and krill.

Why donโ€™t fish play football?
– Because theyโ€™re scared of nets!

What does one ocean says to the other?
– Nothing, they wave.

The World Wildlife Fund has stated that if humans keep fishing at the current pace, there will be no more fish left in the oceans by 2048.
– Which is going to make it really difficult to comfort someone who is going through a relationship break-up.

What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
– It a-piers we have a problem.

Why did the lobsters blush?
– Because the sea weed!

Why can elephants swim whenever they want to?
– They always have trunks!

What would you drive for a family road trip across the ocean?
– A Honda Sea-RV

What keeps the ocean from leaking out?
– The seals.

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
– The prawn broker.

Who keeps the ocean clean?
– The mermaid!

Why couldnโ€™t the pirate crew play cards?
– Because the captain was standing on the deck!

Why did the blonde throw her iPad into the ocean?
– So she could get it to sync!

Hey Frend, did you here the joke about the ocean?
– Nevermind, its too *deep* for you

Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
– All the sailors were marooned.

What is the worst thing about sea sickness?
– It come in waves!

Why does the ocean look blue?
– Because the fishes go blu-blu-blu

– This is way funnier when said out loud but it works!

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