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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

What kind of car do they drive in the ocean? (I made this one up a few years ago)
– Mussel Cars

What does a mermaid wear to math class?
– An algae-bra, naturally.

Why are goldfish orange?
– Because the water makes them rusty!

Who held the baby octopus at ransom?
– Squidnappers!

How do you teach an Italian to swim?
– Ask them to explain something to you then jump into the ocean with them.

What’s the best place to get Italian food in the ocean?
– The Marinara trench

What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
– Netflix and krill.

Why donโ€™t fish play football?
– Because theyโ€™re scared of nets!

What does one ocean says to the other?
– Nothing, they wave.

The World Wildlife Fund has stated that if humans keep fishing at the current pace, there will be no more fish left in the oceans by 2048.
– Which is going to make it really difficult to comfort someone who is going through a relationship break-up.

What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
– It a-piers we have a problem.

Why did the lobsters blush?
– Because the sea weed!

Why can elephants swim whenever they want to?
– They always have trunks!

What would you drive for a family road trip across the ocean?
– A Honda Sea-RV

What keeps the ocean from leaking out?
– The seals.

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
– The prawn broker.

Who keeps the ocean clean?
– The mermaid!

Why couldnโ€™t the pirate crew play cards?
– Because the captain was standing on the deck!

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