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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2024

I know a whale joke.. itโ€™s a real killer!

What do mussels do on their birthday?
– They shell-ebrate!

Why is the ocean wet?
– Because it doesnโ€™t have a towel.
(Courtesy of my son)

The oceans are really polluted nowdays.
– Last time I bought sardines, they were dead and covered in oil.

What did the Ocean say to the shore?
– Nothing. It just waved.

Why donโ€™t mermaids play tennis?
– Because they might get caught in the net!

What do you find in the middle of the ocean?
– The letter โ€œeโ€.

My mom is officially cancer free!!
– So, we were thinking of scattering her ashes by the ocean, or maybe keep them in an urn

Where does a killer whale go for braces?
– The orca-dontist.

How do you cut the ocean in half?
– With a sea-saw!

Why is the ocean so salty?
– Because the land never waves back

What do you get if you mix a very sad cloud and the ocean?
– Tropical Depression.

What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
– Show me your mussels!

What did the ocean say to the shore?
– Nothing it just waved!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards to enter the ocean?
– If they fell forwards they would just fall into the boat!

Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, “The Exorcist”. She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn’t finish it, took it to the ocean and threw it off the pier.
– I went out, but another copy, ran it under the faucet, and left it beside her bed.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his GoPro into the ocean?
– There Goes My Hero!

What is a blue whaleโ€™s favourite James Bond Film?
– Licence to Krill.

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