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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2024

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
– Drop it a line!

What kind of hair do oceans have?
– Wavy!

Why are octopuses good in war?
– Because they are well armed!

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches
– A nervous wreck

How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?
– None, just some tea

Where does seaweed look for a job?
– In the kelp-wanted section.

Why do whales swim in salt water?
– Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean?
– pollution

What Do You Call a Ocean Raider Tired of His Pet Bird’s Muscle Spasms?
What do you call a ocean raider tired of his pet bird’s muscle spasms?
– A pirate tired of polly tics.

Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
– Theyโ€™re just a stream of emotions.

The people who discovered oceans: We will never be thirsty again!
– God: Na

How does a man become a woman crossing the ocean?
– Through the proper trans-port.

What do you get when you throw lettuce into the ocean?
– I don’t know lettuce sea.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
– A nervous wreck.
– Thanks, I’m here all week. Try the veal.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
– A nervous wreck.

What did the sand say to the ocean?
– What are you dune tonight?!

A lady with a morbid fear of drowning is on a ship in the middle of an ocean. Nervously , she asks a crew member ‘just how far away from land are we?’ Calmly, he reassures her ‘ you have nothing to worry about ,we’re only 5 kilometers from land.’ Relieved, she inquires ‘oh, in which direction?’
– That would be straight down, Miss……..

It must really suck being a ghost who has to haunt the oceans
– You gotta go through a lot of hard ships just to do your job

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