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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

The World Wildlife Fund has stated that if humans keep fishing at the current pace, there will be no more fish left in the oceans by 2048.
– Which is going to make it really difficult to comfort someone who is going through a relationship break-up.

What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
– It a-piers we have a problem.

Why did the lobsters blush?
– Because the sea weed!

Why can elephants swim whenever they want to?
– They always have trunks!

What would you drive for a family road trip across the ocean?
– A Honda Sea-RV

What keeps the ocean from leaking out?
– The seals.

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
– The prawn broker.

Who keeps the ocean clean?
– The mermaid!

Why couldnโ€™t the pirate crew play cards?
– Because the captain was standing on the deck!

Why did the blonde throw her iPad into the ocean?
– So she could get it to sync!

Hey Frend, did you here the joke about the ocean?
– Nevermind, its too *deep* for you

Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
– All the sailors were marooned.

What is the worst thing about sea sickness?
– It come in waves!

Why does the ocean look blue?
– Because the fishes go blu-blu-blu

– This is way funnier when said out loud but it works!

2 cats are having a race
2 cats are having a race across the Atlantic Ocean. One of them is a English cat named one,two,three and the other is a French cat named un,deux,trois. Which cat wins the race?

– The English cat because un,deux,trois cat sank

What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
– I think we need to scale things back here.

My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?
– They wave.

My friend has an unhealthy obsession with ocean life
– I told her to sea kelp

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