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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

Yo mummaโ€™s so fat
– The ocean beaches on her.

What did the carp say to his crush?
– Donโ€™t play koi with me!

How do you make an octopus laugh?
– With TEN-tickles!

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
– You can tune a piano but you canโ€™t tuna fish!

A sole and a flounder are swimming in the ocean when they bump into each other. The sole says, “A flounder!”
– The flounder, to be polite, says nothing.

What did the ocean say to the shore?
– Nothing, it just waved.

– The shore didnโ€™t even respond- what a beach.

Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
– It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
– A nervous wreck!

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
– They started a crime wave!

Why did the ocean roar?
– You would too if you had crabs on your bottom

What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you canโ€™t refuse?
– The Codfather.

Why did the fish blush?
– Because it saw the oceans bottom!

We were supposed to get rain today, but it blew out to the ocean
– It was a real mist opportunity

A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean.
– They are all c foods.

I think youโ€™re fintastic!

What do you call a lazy crayfish?
– A slobster!

I dreamed last night that I was swimming in an ocean of soft drink
– Then I woke up and realised it was just a Fanta sea.

What kind of car do they drive in the ocean? (I made this one up a few years ago)
– Mussel Cars

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