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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his GoPro into the ocean?
– There Goes My Hero!

What is a blue whaleโ€™s favourite James Bond Film?
– Licence to Krill.

What kind of horse can swim underwater?
– A seahorse!

I used to believe there was an ocean of soda.
– Then I came to terms that it was just a fanta sea

Why does Russia claim sovereignty over the Arctic Ocean?
– Because itโ€™s Pole-ish

Why donโ€™t clams give to charity?
– Because theyโ€™re shellfish!

Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
– He didnโ€™t have a leg to stand on.

What kind of fish goes well with ice cream?
– Jellyfish!

After World War I, the US was granted several island territories in the Pacific Ocean, Hawaii being one of them
– They ending up liking it so much that they wanted Samoa

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
– Drop it a line!

What kind of hair do oceans have?
– Wavy!

Why are octopuses good in war?
– Because they are well armed!

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches
– A nervous wreck

How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?
– None, just some tea

Where does seaweed look for a job?
– In the kelp-wanted section.

Why do whales swim in salt water?
– Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean?
– pollution

What Do You Call a Ocean Raider Tired of His Pet Bird’s Muscle Spasms?
What do you call a ocean raider tired of his pet bird’s muscle spasms?
– A pirate tired of polly tics.

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