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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

What does a dolphin say when heโ€™s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?!

Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
– Lake Eerie or the Dead Sea!

Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
– Because they dropped out of school.

Where does a mermaid keep her money?
– In the riverbank!

What does a dolphin say when heโ€™s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?

What do mermaids sleep on?
– Water beds!

Why did the crab never share?
– Because heโ€™s shellfish!

What did ocean say to another ocean?
– w-water you doing step-bro?

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
– Because she grew out of her B-shells.

I hate it when British people talk about the big pile of trash in the ocean.
– They shouldnโ€™t talk about their country like that.

What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
– It a-piers we have a problem.

Why did the lobsters blush?
– Because the sea weed!

Why can elephants swim whenever they want to?
– They always have trunks!

What would you drive for a family road trip across the ocean?
– A Honda Sea-RV

What keeps the ocean from leaking out?
– The seals.

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
– The prawn broker.

Who keeps the ocean clean?
– The mermaid!

Why couldnโ€™t the pirate crew play cards?
– Because the captain was standing on the deck!

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