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Ocean jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

What does a dolphin say when heโ€™s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?!

Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
– Lake Eerie or the Dead Sea!

What does a dolphin say when heโ€™s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?

Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
– Because they dropped out of school.

Where does a mermaid keep her money?
– In the riverbank!

What do mermaids sleep on?
– Water beds!

Why did the crab never share?
– Because heโ€™s shellfish!

What did ocean say to another ocean?
– w-water you doing step-bro?

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
– Because she grew out of her B-shells.

I hate it when British people talk about the big pile of trash in the ocean.
– They shouldnโ€™t talk about their country like that.

What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you canโ€™t refuse?
– The Codfather.

Why did the fish blush?
– Because it saw the oceans bottom!

We were supposed to get rain today, but it blew out to the ocean
– It was a real mist opportunity

A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean.
– They are all c foods.

I think youโ€™re fintastic!

What do you call a lazy crayfish?
– A slobster!

I dreamed last night that I was swimming in an ocean of soft drink
– Then I woke up and realised it was just a Fanta sea.

What kind of car do they drive in the ocean? (I made this one up a few years ago)
– Mussel Cars

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