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Nurse Jokes 👩‍⚕️ in 2025

I strongly believe that nursing is a calling from the hard work and dedication they put in their jobs. A nurse is trained to care for and give other medical attention to the sick. Words may at times fail in the line of duty and here nurse jokes may come in handy.

What did the patient say when the nurse informed them that they would be administering an enema?
-But is it friendly?

What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
– “Some asshole has my pen!”

Why didn’t one nurse find the other nurse’s joke funny?
-She had an irony deficiency.

How many nurses do you need to change a lightbulb?
-It takes just one nurse but she needs 20 seconds to change the lightbulb and 45 minutes to chart it.

Doctor to nurse, “How is the child who swallowed a few quarters doing?”
-Nurse, “No change.”

Heard about the guy who kept thinking he was a bell?
-The nurse asked him to go home and give her a ring if the feeling persists.

What were the two nursing students discussing while doing their homework on biochemistry?
-One of them said, “Barium is what doctors do when their patients die.”

How long does it take a nurse to change a light bulb?
-About 15 seconds tops to change it and 20 minutes to document it – how, when, where, why, and what serial number it had.

Why did the robot asked the nurse to call the doctor immediately?
-Because it had a virus.

What did the man say when the nurse needed to administer him quickly?
-Yes, please do it fester.

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Patients and nurses

Dealing with patients and families in their worst moments is tiring and shifts are the longest, laughter may be the best therapy for the nurses to keep them going throughout their shifts. The jokes make use of exaggeration, parody, ridicule, and sarcasm and come in different forms. Some of the jokes are only familiar with the nurses for they relate better and closely with their job description.

Funny nurse jokes

A good sense of humor will always bring a smile to your face even on a bad day. Funny nurse jokes play an important role in their daily activities. The jokes are funnier as they are mostly related to their daily activities, full of sarcasm and even ridicule what they do day-in-day-out and mostly only nurses will find it funny as they relate and understand the experiences better. The jokes are used by nurses, doctors, and patients to make the atmosphere lively, with desperate families and sickly patients a bit of laughter may be of great help. An example of a funny nurse joke is; A man calls the hospital to tell them of her pregnant wife and that the contractions are two minutes apart, the nurse then asks,

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