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Nurse Jokes 👩‍⚕️ in 2025

I strongly believe that nursing is a calling from the hard work and dedication they put in their jobs. A nurse is trained to care for and give other medical attention to the sick. Words may at times fail in the line of duty and here nurse jokes may come in handy.

How was the invisible man cured?
-The nurse took him to the ICU.

Did you hear about the guy who had his entire left side cut off?
-He’s all right now.

What did the nurse say to the rocket ship?
-It’s time for your booster shot.

Why did the new nurse try to make eye contact with her patient?
-The senior nurse asked her to cauterize.

What did the nursing student ask when the teacher started teaching about D&C?
-Is this chapter about where Washington is?

What do you call two ITU nurses holding hands?
-A synapse.

What did Dracula say to the nurse?
-Please call the doctor. I can’t stop coffin.

How many nursing school students does it take to fit a screw on the wall?
-None, as students of nursing cannot put nails on anyone.

What is the opposite of you’re out?
-Urine.

What did the nurse reply when someone asked, “Does an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
-Yes, if you aim it nicely.

What did the new night nurse reply when the senior nurse asked her about nitrates?
-Are they cheaper in comparison to day rates?

How was the nurse’s advice on Q-tips received?
-It went inside one ear and out of the other.

Why did the patient identify the nurse as a curtain?
-Because she was seen pulling herself together.

What did the fashionista nurse say when the teacher started teaching about the new chapter on genes?
-Aha, here comes my favorite chapter!

What did the emu say to the nurse?
-Mend her bones or walk the plank.

What did the nurse say to the patient’s family?
-“I didn’t have the heart to tell you that the doctor wasn’t able to get the organ donor yesterday.”

What did the student nurse say when the teacher asked to differentiate an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
– The taste.

Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk quietly past the medicine cabinet?
– So they wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.

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Patients and nurses

Dealing with patients and families in their worst moments is tiring and shifts are the longest, laughter may be the best therapy for the nurses to keep them going throughout their shifts. The jokes make use of exaggeration, parody, ridicule, and sarcasm and come in different forms. Some of the jokes are only familiar with the nurses for they relate better and closely with their job description.

Funny nurse jokes

A good sense of humor will always bring a smile to your face even on a bad day. Funny nurse jokes play an important role in their daily activities. The jokes are funnier as they are mostly related to their daily activities, full of sarcasm and even ridicule what they do day-in-day-out and mostly only nurses will find it funny as they relate and understand the experiences better. The jokes are used by nurses, doctors, and patients to make the atmosphere lively, with desperate families and sickly patients a bit of laughter may be of great help. An example of a funny nurse joke is; A man calls the hospital to tell them of her pregnant wife and that the contractions are two minutes apart, the nurse then asks,

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