Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Starting with A
Starting with B
Starting with C
Starting with D
Starting with E
Starting with F
Starting with G
Starting with H
Starting with I
Starting with J
Starting with K
Starting with L
Starting with M
Starting with N
Starting with O
Starting with P
Starting with R
Starting with S
Starting with T
Starting with U
Starting with V
Starting with W
Starting with X
Starting with Y
Starting with Z
Starting with 4
Contact

Nurse Jokes 👩‍⚕️ in 2024

I strongly believe that nursing is a calling from the hard work and dedication they put in their jobs. A nurse is trained to care for and give other medical attention to the sick. Words may at times fail in the line of duty and here nurse jokes may come in handy.

What did the nursing student mean by pathological??
-The logical reason for choosing the right path.

How do you handle Metronidazole?
– Carefully… because it’s Flagyl!

Why did the senior nurse appreciate the new nurses’ work?
-Her alphabetized list of organ donors was well organ-ized.

Why are night nurses such bad dancers?
-Their circadian rhythm is generally off.

What was the reaction of the patient who broke three ribs while lifting?
-He felt like he had a weight on his chest.

What did the senior nurse advise the young nurse about her first injection?
-Just give your best shot.

What did the rope say to the nurse?
-I have an appointment with the doctor; I have a knot in my stomach.

What do nurses mean by postoperative?
– They think it’s a letter carrier.

How does everyone know when a nurse is having a bad day?
-She won’t stop needling people.

What did the nurse say when a patient said he swallowed a watch?
-These medicines will help pass the time.

Why was the night nurse so indecisive?
-She kept changing her shifts.

What did the guy say when the nurse informed him that she was about to deliver the baby?
-We want our baby to keep its liver, please!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes, who?
-ishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!

When I went to get my vaccinations the young nurse told me they were very nervous as it was their first time.
-I told them to give it their best shot.

Why did the banana say to the nurse?
-I am here to see the doctor. I am not peeling well!

What did the history student say when the nurse informed him he had a seizure?
-As in Julius Caesar?

Do you know why that man sent the nurse an X-ray of his entire chest?
-He wanted to tell her that his heart was indeed in the right place.

What did the pillow say to the nurse?
-Please help; I feel stuffed.

Most Popular Categories

🡫 See all categories 🡫

Patients and nurses

Dealing with patients and families in their worst moments is tiring and shifts are the longest, laughter may be the best therapy for the nurses to keep them going throughout their shifts. The jokes make use of exaggeration, parody, ridicule, and sarcasm and come in different forms. Some of the jokes are only familiar with the nurses for they relate better and closely with their job description.

Funny nurse jokes

A good sense of humor will always bring a smile to your face even on a bad day. Funny nurse jokes play an important role in their daily activities. The jokes are funnier as they are mostly related to their daily activities, full of sarcasm and even ridicule what they do day-in-day-out and mostly only nurses will find it funny as they relate and understand the experiences better. The jokes are used by nurses, doctors, and patients to make the atmosphere lively, with desperate families and sickly patients a bit of laughter may be of great help. An example of a funny nurse joke is; A man calls the hospital to tell them of her pregnant wife and that the contractions are two minutes apart, the nurse then asks,

Follow us on Facebook

About jokesbuzz.com

Welcome to JokesBuzz.com, your ultimate destination for laughter and entertainment. With over 500 diverse joke categories, our mission is to spread joy and connect people through humor. Explore popular categories like Funny jokes, Dad jokes, and Jokes for kids, and easily share your favorites with our "Copy joke" button. Contribute your own jokes, engage with our community, and let JokesBuzz.com brighten your day. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so join us on this laughter-filled journey!

Other fun sites

Blog

When do babies start laughing?

All rights reserved © jokesbuzz.com