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Nerdy jokes 🤓 in 2025

Let’s make like Excel and spreadsheets.

What is the difference between a Nerd and a Troll.
– Trolls were once Nerds too before they went over to the Dork side.

A guy just came up to me and said all my friends are just as nerdy as I am!
– I take great offense to that! I don’t have any friends!

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
– Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

You’re more special than relativity.

What do nerds and Creationists have in common?
– They’re offended by The Big Bang Theory.

You must be a star
– because I can’t stop orbiting around you.

Let’s hang out sometime.
– You bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.

Aye girl, are you binary?
– Because i’d like to put my 1 next to your 0.
– I know, I know… Too nerdy and not a great joke, I came up with it last night. 0 laughed at it but I was hoping at least 1 would.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces.

Why are D&D nerds better in bed?
– Because they always take initiative in the roleplay.

Me and my friend were having a nerdy debate over our preferred methods of backing up computer data…
– I told him cloud storage was overRAIDed

What do you get if you cross a computer with a lifeguard?
– A screensaver

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
– Because you’re CuTe.

If grammar nerds had a convention…
…it would be called Lexicon.

TIL the Airbus A380, the world’s largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma!
– Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have some H20.”
– The second one says, “I’ll have some H20 too.”
– The second one dies.

I lava you!
– Do you lava me?

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