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Nerdy jokes 🤓 in 2025

Which snack do computer geeks prefer?
– Microchips

If we were chromosomes,
– you’d be my homologous pair.

Why is it hard to make friends with computer nerds?
– They are very click-y

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?
– Ask them to pronounce the following:
**HIRES**

What is another name for a computer virus?
– A terminal illness.

Joke for chemistry nerds 😉
– Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says:
– We don’t serve noble gases here!
Argon doesn’t react.

You are one well-defined function!

Nerdy Joke. What are two females doing after a threesome?
– Load-balancing.
– Badum-tsss.

Which tea do web developers prefer?
– URL Grey

Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.
– ^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach…

You’re so hot that you managed to melt the elastics in my underwear.

It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.

What’s the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man?
– One is a nerdy digger..

What does a proud computer call his little son?
– A microchip off the old block.

If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple?
– Crunch.

Are you an exoplanet?
– Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.

Nerdy Yo Momma Jokes
– Post your best nerdy yo momma joke.
I’ll start: Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a KFC that was out of chicken.

You’re like a dictionary
– you add meaning to my life.

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