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Nerdy jokes 🤓 in 2025

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t.

A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
– The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
– The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
– The statistician shouts, “We got him!”

Why did the developer go broke?
– Because he used up all his cache

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
– Clearly, you get an ellipsis

Got a phone call waking me up in the middle of my remote learning class today.
– My students are such nerds.

Why did I divide Sin by Tan?
– Just Cos.

You’re so hot,
– I bet you’re the one causing global warming.

Are you a fossil?
– Because I want to date you!

Schrodinger gets pulled over by a police man. The cop is very serious, and starts to search the trunk for anything suspicious.
– Police man: “Do you know there’s a dead cat in here?”
– Schrodinger: “Well, I do now!”

My nerdy friend got a Ph.D on the History of Palindromes.
– He’s now Dr.Awkward.

What’s the first symptom a computer’s getting old?
– Memory problems

Hey girl, are you gold?
– Because I’m in Au of your beauty.

What did Ryu and Ken find at Chuck-E-Cheese?
**HA TOKEN!**

**- – -**
(Street Fighter joke, but I know my fellow nerds lurk this sub)

First, there is a type of sugar called fucose.
– Japanese scientists found genes responsible for making fucose. Some of them were labelled FucA and FucR.
– A simple chemical reaction can turn fucose into fucitol.
– God, I feel so nerdy now.

Where does bad light end up?
– In prism.

Jokes that nerds tell
– I would tell you a NTP joke, but I don’t have the time.
– Got any more

You’re sweeter than 3.14!

Why are so many online nerds voting far-right?
– They are terrible at socializing.

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