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Nerdy jokes 🤓 in 2024

Don’t worry; I played Tetris as a kid.
– I can make it fit.

(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi’leks wear when they eat fish?
– A Bib Fortuna

Attention Nerds!
– It would be so much easier if humans came with an error message just like computers do.
Imagine sitting in a restaurant and failing miserably at flirting with the waitress.
“Warning! Error establishing connection with the Server”

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
– It was polar

Your body must be made of oxygen and neon,
– because you are the One.

Yes, I have an iPhone in my pocket. Also,
– I’m glad to see you.

Jokes that nerds tell
– I would tell you a NTP joke, but I don’t have the time.
Got any more

You’re sweeter than fructose.

Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses?
– It helps with division.

My wife made a super nerdy joke
– She said, “if we were binary code, youd be 1 and I’d be 0.”

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?
– A slipped disk.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

Joke for chemistry nerds 😉
– Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says:

-We don’t serve noble gases here!
Argon doesn’t react.

Three nerdy hackers walk into a bar.
– They can’t properly exploit each other, they’re on VR.

Why did the computer keep sneezing?
– It had a virus

I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.

Three Star Wars nerds enter a bar…
– They sit down and have a drink. One notices a really beautiful woman at the end of the bar. She is clearly out of his league, but he says he’s going to hit that and gets up and starts to walk over to her. The other two watch for a second and then see the woman start laughing in his face.
– The two still sitting look towards each other and one says, ‘he sure hit that like a storm trooper.’

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