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Nerdy jokes 🤓 in 2025

Heisenberg is pulled over by a cop who asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
– Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know where I am.”

Don’t use “beef stew” as your computer password
– It’s not stroganoff

You’re sweeter than fructose.

Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses?
– It helps with division.

My wife made a super nerdy joke
– She said, “if we were binary code, youd be 1 and I’d be 0.”

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?
– A slipped disk.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

Joke for chemistry nerds 😉
– Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says:

-We don’t serve noble gases here!
Argon doesn’t react.

Three nerdy hackers walk into a bar.
– They can’t properly exploit each other, they’re on VR.

Why did the computer keep sneezing?
– It had a virus

I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.

Three Star Wars nerds enter a bar…
– They sit down and have a drink. One notices a really beautiful woman at the end of the bar. She is clearly out of his league, but he says he’s going to hit that and gets up and starts to walk over to her. The other two watch for a second and then see the woman start laughing in his face.
– The two still sitting look towards each other and one says, ‘he sure hit that like a storm trooper.’

What’s the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?
– He was just a nerdy digger.

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
– He´s 0K now.

What do you get if you cross a worm with a spider?
– A web crawler

If you go out with me,
– I promise I won’t take you for granite.

This one is for you philosophy nerds. What do you call it when a middle aged woman takes a break from reading Plato dialogues?
– Meno pause

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