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Nerdy jokes 🤓 in 2025

When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said: “Name two pronouns.”
– I said, “Who, me?”

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met.
– Now, I can’t get past “u.”

What company makes Nerds?
– Your mom.

What do Wagner’s musical works and his debts have in common?
– They both never resolve.

Einstein, Newton, and Pascal playing hide and seek
– Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It’s einstein’s turn to count. Pascal runs away and hides under some bushes.
– Newton draws a large box in the dirt and stands inside it.
– Einstein finishes counting, sees Newton and declares “Aha! Newton, I found you!”
– Newton replies “No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal.”

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
– We now call him Dr. Awkward.

Why don’t elephants use computers?
– Because they’re afraid of the mouse

How does a tree use a computer?
– It logs on

Why did the monkeys share an Amazon account?
– They were Prime mates

Are you into science?
– Because I lab you so much!

Joke for chemistry nerds 😉
– Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says:

-We don’t serve noble gases here!
Argon doesn’t react.

Three nerdy hackers walk into a bar.
– They can’t properly exploit each other, they’re on VR.

Why did the computer keep sneezing?
– It had a virus

I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.

Three Star Wars nerds enter a bar…
– They sit down and have a drink. One notices a really beautiful woman at the end of the bar. She is clearly out of his league, but he says he’s going to hit that and gets up and starts to walk over to her. The other two watch for a second and then see the woman start laughing in his face.
– The two still sitting look towards each other and one says, ‘he sure hit that like a storm trooper.’

What’s the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?
– He was just a nerdy digger.

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
– He´s 0K now.

What do you get if you cross a worm with a spider?
– A web crawler

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