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Nerdy jokes 🤓 in 2025

When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said: “Name two pronouns.”
– I said, “Who, me?”

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met.
– Now, I can’t get past “u.”

What company makes Nerds?
– Your mom.

What do Wagner’s musical works and his debts have in common?
– They both never resolve.

Einstein, Newton, and Pascal playing hide and seek
– Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It’s einstein’s turn to count. Pascal runs away and hides under some bushes.
– Newton draws a large box in the dirt and stands inside it.
– Einstein finishes counting, sees Newton and declares “Aha! Newton, I found you!”
– Newton replies “No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal.”

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
– We now call him Dr. Awkward.

Why don’t elephants use computers?
– Because they’re afraid of the mouse

How does a tree use a computer?
– It logs on

Why did the monkeys share an Amazon account?
– They were Prime mates

Are you into science?
– Because I lab you so much!

What do nerdy mermaids wear?
– Algae-bras

I love you like an unspoken metaphor.
– That’s why I had to use a simile.

I wish I could ctrl-A your clothes and press delete.

Your lab or my lab?

Why don’t nerds read the newspaper?
– Because they already Reddit.

Hey baby, Are you uranium?
– because I’m Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. 😉

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– A fish.

Forget hydrogen!
– You’re my number one element.

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