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Neck jokes in 2025

Call it a tie if there is an award for the best neck wear of the year.

Looking back, my neck hurts.

I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales… what am I?
– Ugly.

Some people just need a hug…
– Around the neck…with a rope

One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him.
– He is a pain in the neck.

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