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Neck jokes in 2025

Never get into an argument with your chiropractor. Spending the rest of your life looking over your shoulder will make you regret it.

Up to my neck in it!

Where do Asian neckbeards come from?
– M’laysia

I’ve slept with my hands covering my neck to ward off vampires since I was a child
– and you know what? It works.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

– Because they have smelly feet!

The mane thing about horses that I love is the beautiful hair that runs across their neck.

Days ago, i learned how to crack neck. The sound and feeling are really satisfying.
– Although the bodies are starting to pile up.

If the husband is the head of the family, then the wife is…
– The neck. Because she can turn the head anywhere.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

hat’s a hard thing to swallow.

Why are vampires so obsessed with necks?
– Because they were raised by a neck romancer.

I brought my dead girlfriend back to life by passionately kissing her neck
– …I guess you could say I’m a neck-romancer

How do you make a Suicidal guy go bungie jumping?

– Tie the bungie cord around his neck.

Who knew I would get kicked out of the zoo for finding out if a giraffe’s neck was strong enough to hold a grown man?

My husband was in so much pain and could not turn his neck.
– Since he could not look sideways, I told him to look forward to a massage later.

I don’t know why employers don’t like neck tattoos
– It shows you can sit in one spot for hours while tiny needles are jabbed into your skin, which is what every meeting I’ve ever been in feels like.

How do you circumcise a red neck?
– Kick his sister in the jaw

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