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Naruto jokes 🦊 🐸 🍜 in 2025

When captured birds grow wiser, they try to open the cage with their beaks.
– They don’t give up, because they want to fly again.

LOL.Naruto Meme’s been making a bunch of these, figured I would make my own lol.
– Hopefully they didn’t think of this one yet ~Kakashi~

My motto is to be stronger than yesterday, if I have to I’ll be stronger than half a day ago, even a minute ago!

Neji’s the guy, Hinata’s the girl
……but Neji’s got waaaayyyyy longer hair than her. (In Shippuuden, they’re equal)

I care more about others than I do myself, and I won’t let anyone hurt them.

When you give up, your dreams and everything else, they’re gone.
– Hard work is worthless for those that don’t believe in themselves

Naruto: People say smoking will give you diseases…
– Asuma: *smoking, raises an eyebrow*
– Naruto:…But what they don’t know is that it cures salmon. *laughs*
– Asuma: I could go for some smoked salmon.
– Naruto: You buying?
– Naruto: Yay!

Every one of us must do what’s in their power! If we’re going to die anyway,
– then it’s better to die fighting than to do nothing!

Naruto: Kurenai-sensei?
– Kurenai: Yes
– Naruto: Why are your eyes red? You’re not an Uchiha.
– Kurenai: No. I was just born this way.
– Naruto: Eye see.
– Kurenai: *fake chuckle*

Shikamaru and Ino are a cute couple aren’t they? What if they had kids? What would they name them?
– Shikamaru+InoShino. THEY’LL NAME THEIR SON SHINO!!

A dropout will beat a genius through hard work

In the episode when Ino was talking to Chouji about girls not liking fat guys and guys not liking fat girls, Shikamaru winked at Ino when she was walking away, what was that about??
– X3

A hero is not the one who never falls.
– He is the one who gets up, again and again, never losing sight of his dreams

Every sensei has lips (even Baki), except Kakashi,
– but we’re not too sure of that.

Growth occurs when one goes beyond one’s limits.
– Realizing that is also part of training.

In episode 119 does anyone find it awkward that Kimimaro and Lee went into the same fields at the same time??

In order to escape a road of solitude, one has to work hard, and forge a new path with their own power

Sasuke has purple lipstick in his second stage.XP

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