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Naruto jokes 🦊 🐸 🍜 in 2025

Don’t underestimate me! I don’t quit and I don’t run

Recipe for a love circle: Hinata likes Naruto who likes Sakura who likes Sasuke who likes Naruto(?).

“I Know The Quickest Way To Your Heart. Chidori.”

In the mission to the Village of Mist, Sasuke was eating such much he barfed,
– in the Mission to the Village of Tea he ran from the restaurant before the food was even served!!XD

Beating the Akatsuki is easy….
– Naruto should’ve used pain killers instead

To all naruto fans, what do u call leader of hidden weed village?
– Highkage

Guy and Lee: *smiling*
– Naruto: Keep smiling. It freaks people out. Also makes them wonder what you’re up to.
– Guy and Lee: *confused*
– Naruto: Nah, I’m just kidding. *smiles*

What would happen if Naruto didn’t have Kyuubi?
– Let’s go back to the battle with Haku and Zabuza and see how that would turn out:

So many guys seem to have an interest in make-up!! Kankuro puts purple make-up all over his face (For no reason and he looks ugly XD),
– Kiba put’s make-up on his face (Which doesn’t look too bad…Triangle power!!!XD),
– Chouji put’s make-up on his face (Swirls WTF), Sakon/Ukon wears GREEN lipstick (Ew…),
– Sasuke at Stage Two wears purple lipstick (Orochimaru’s really done it!!XD) and Gaara looks like he’s wearing eyeliner.

Kisame’s the name of that shark guy from the Akatsuki, right?
– Kisama means “damn you”.XD

In the ending “Yellow Moon” all the girls have cell phones, yet cars and guns were invented before cell phones were invented, why aren’t there any cars or guns?
– Or who cares, they’d ruin the anime anyways XD

(Only for people that watch Yu-Gi-Oh or people that know what it is) Kiba’s name is very close to Kaiba’s name, isn’t it?

Those who forgive themselves, and are able to accept their true nature…
– THEY ARE THE STRONG ONES.

In the Japanese version (original) Naruto’s name is pronounced Na-ru-to, in the English version Naruto’s name is pronounced Nar-u-to, isn’t that a bit weird?

If you believe in your dreams,
– I will prove to you, that you can achieve your dreams just by working hard.

In the Japanese version (original) Konohamaru’s name was pronounced KonohaMAru with the accent on the MA,
– in the English version (dubbed) Konohamaru’s name was pronounced KonoHAmaru with the accent on the HA, isn’t that a bit weird, too?

If you don’t like your destiny, don’t accept it.
– Instead have the courage to change it the way you want it to be.

I will become a bigger badass than my father.
– And a stronger shinobi than my mother!

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