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Naruto jokes 🦊 🐸 🍜 in 2025

Another one for ya….anyone notice that naruto’s a “dumb blonde” xD

Naruto’s got the Kyuubi, Kiba has Akamaru, so shouldn’t Naruto be more fox-like/dog-like?
– But in Shikamaru’s rescue team, why was Kiba the only one that could smell blood and enemies?

When Sakura was in the Hidden Village of Tea and she was shopping,
– she saw keychains that looked exactly like Pakkun, Tonton, Gamabunta and Akamaru yet she didn’t look surprised,
– she only commented that they were expensive.

Does anyone notice that of all Konoha, Chouji has a pair of upside-down underwear with a metal plate on it as a headband? (No offense to Chouji fans)

Somebody told me I’m a failure, I’ll prove them wrong

Naruto: Don’t give up on your dream. Keep sleeping.
– Shikamaru: I think I will. *lays down*

On episode 21 or 22 we saw Sakura with curlers in her hair,
– though her hair isn’t curly, what’s up with that?

Recipe for a love triangle: First, get Team 7, then you notice that Naruto likes Sakura who likes Sasuke who likes Naruto (?)

“I’m No Obito, But Even A Boulder Can’t Crush My Love For You.”

Asuma’s chain smoker yet we never see him cough,
– Hayate always coughed yet we never saw him smoke.

“Let’s Reignite Our Power Of Youth!”

Do you know what Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother is called?
– Brocco Lee
– I’ll see myself out.

“I’m So Entranced By Those Eyes, I Think I’ll Take Them.”

It’s weird how Shino, Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, Kiba, Naruto, Sasuke, Neji and Hinata have/had parents that are/were shinobis,
– Sakura’s parents aren’t shinobis (After the Forest of Death, her mom calls her to wake up),
– Tenten doesn’t have parents and we don’t even know if Lee has parents (Though if he did, his dad would be mighty angry at Gai!XD)

We see Sakura and Ino do all sorts of things with their hair, in episode 3 Sakura was trying to make it look cute,
– in the Forest of Death Ino untied it to make it look attractive for Neji and later Sakura cut it, in the Chuunin Preliminaries Ino cut it and later put it into a bun.
– We never, ever see Tenten or Temari do anything with their hair.

Why couldn’t Sasuke awaken the Byakugan?
– Because of HINATA[He-not-a] HYUGA.

Everyone from the Sand Team has something on their back and it’s essential for their battles.

“Just Call Me Shikamaru
– Because I Want To Stick To You Like A Shadow”

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