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Naruto jokes 🦊 🐸 🍜 in 2024

Tenten: Draw your weapon. *takes out nunchucks*
– Naruto: *takes out a piece of paper and pen, and starts drawing*
– Tenten: What are you doing?
– Naruto: Drawing my weapon. *turns the paper around to show a picture of a sword*

(This one’s a bit hard to understand) Ino likes Sasuke and Hinata likes Naruto, Ino and Naruto have blonde hair, Sasuke and Hinata have black/blue hair,
– if you switch the couples around it’s colour coordinated.XD

(Only for people that watch Bleach or know what’s Bleach) If you scramble Neji’s name,
– it fit’s into Renji.XD

If Shikamaru’s so lazy, why does he bother to tie up his hair in a spiky ponytail every morning?

Ino: *planting flowers*
– Naruto: You grow girl!
– Ino: *confused*

Itachi means weasel or skunk.XDDD

“Am I Trapped In The Infinite Tsukuyomi?
– Because You’re Everything I’ve Dreamt Of.”

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits

What is Naruto’s favorite football position?
– Kyuu-bi

In episode 109, you get a quick glance of Sasuke’s one-room house, it has a bed, a chair and a coffee table.
– A COFFEE TABLE!!!XDDD

Kabuto is the name of a pokemon.

(Spoilers for Shippuuden) Shino sleeps with his sunglasses (The mission with Team 8 and Naruto),
– and he never takes them off but he must’ve taken them off at least once in his lifetime
– because after the time-skip he’s wearing a different pair of sunglasses which meant that he must’ve TAKEN THE OLD ONES OFF to put the new ones on!!

Naruto: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! *laughs*
– Choji: Watch it.

Anyone know any good Naruto jokes?
– I’ve been trying to find some.

Another one for ya….anyone notice that naruto’s a “dumb blonde” xD

Naruto: You’re late.
– Kakashi: Then you’re choco.
– Naruto: What?
– Kakashi: Chocolate. Choco late.
– Naruto: Very funny…

“Are You Temari?
– Because I’m Your Biggest Fan.”

What did Hashirama say to Madara?
– Did you get the messages I Senju?

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