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Mustache Jokes in 2025

I shaved my mustache after having kept it for a few years
-I hated the way I looked at first, but it’s growing on me.

I didn’t like my mustache so I decided to shave it
-Changed my mind last minute though because it had really grown on me

What would you call a mustache growing on someone’s cheek?
-A miss-tache!

what do you call a person obsessed with japanese gaming consoles?
-A Wiib.
Don’t touch my mustache.

Pithy saying from my Dad….
-When asked about growing a beard or mustache, his comment was…
“Why cultivate around your mouth what grows wild around your ass”

I almost lost my moustache today.
-But it was right under my nose.

The better groomed a man’s mustache,
-the better he takes care of himself in all other aspects of his life.

My wife said she found my first gray hair, but I didn’t believe her for the longest time. Then when I was brushing my teeth this morning I saw it in the mirror, on the left side of my mustache.
-It was right under my nose this whole time.

What did the bearded man say to his professor when he was running late?
– I mustache you a question but I’m running late.

Conpliment someone on their mustache ….
-And suddenly she won’t talk to you.

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