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Mustache Jokes in 2025

There’s nothing better looking
-than a man with a thick, cared-for mustache.

I mustache you a question
-But I’m shaving it for later

What did the man say to the tiny grey hair growing on his mustache?
-All this time, you were growing right under my nose.

Why is it that whenever you complement someone on their mustache…
-suddenly she’s not your friend anymore?

Complementing a mustache should be a good thing
-I don’t know why she took it as an insult.

What did the mustache ask his elder brother?
– I see you looking at me like that, what’s growing on?

My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer.
– I said, “Thanks. I’ve always wanted a killer stache.”

Came to work today with
-drawn mustache…women with drawn brows called me an idiot.

Moustache mania
-a great idea is growing right under your nose.

What’s the most important and manly thing that a man can do?
-Grow a mustache and keep it in great condition.

While living alone and always wearing a mask in public, I grew a mustache without anyone knowing.
-It’s my secret ‘stache.

Why is a mustache well ventilated at all times?
-Because it’s very h-airy.

People need to learn how to take a compliment…
-Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I’ve ever seen and the lady didn’t even say thanks.

I made a genuine compliment about a co-workers mustache
-I don’t know why she made such a big deal about it to HR.

Why are the careers of celebrity mustaches so short lived?
– They are hair today, gone tomorrow.

There’s a knock at the door
-The butler goes and answers the door
“Sir, there’s a man at the door with a mustache.”
“I’m not interested, tell him I’ve already got one!”

An Eskimo goes to the mechanic
-the mechanic says “It looks like you blew a seal.” and the Eskimo says “No, that’s just frost on my mustache.”

I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig…
-It was a blessing in disguise

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