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Mustache Jokes in 2025

How are mustaches similar to great cheese and fine wine or whiskey?
-They always get better with time and are worth the wait.

I haven’t shaved my mustache since the lockdown begun…
-And it’s kind of growing on me.

What did the man with the beard and mustache say at the restaurant when things got a bit heated between two guys?
-Relax, I’ve got a handlebar on the situation.

I complimented someone for their amazing mustache.
-I don’t understand why she threw a fit though.

Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say?
-It’s grown on me.

Where are all the old mustaches stored?
– Probably in one of the mo-seums.

In light of the Coronavirus outbreak, I chopped off my mustache to reduce the amount I’m subconsciously touching my face.
-I decided better shave than sorry.

Why is the man with the mustache not friends with his colleagues anymore?
-They took his promotion right from under his nose.

My movember moustache is really starting to grow on me.
-Really.

A great mustache makes every man look and acts even better than before,
-no matter how amazing he was when he first started growing out his facial hair.

A man found a mustache hidden underneath a water valve in his house…
-He messaged his old room mate who had moved out 5 months earlier to see if he knew anything about the mustache as the compartment to reach the valve was in his old room.
The ex room mate replied “You found it!, My secret stache!”

What do you call a cow’s mustache?
-A moostache.

How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death?
-By investing in a shavings account.

Doctor, ive tried everything to find love but it just wont work, what else can i do?
-Have you tried shaving your mustache?
No
Well you should, Karen.

What did the pirate with a beard ask one of the new cruise captains?
-Where did Mo-stash all the treasure?

Some men have a mid-life crisis and end up buying a small car to feel better about themselves.
-Real men grow mustaches and get over it.

I just complimented someone’s mustache
-and suddenly I’m not friends with her anymore. 🙁

What made me less skeptical about growing a mustache?
-Well, the idea started growing on me.

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