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Mustache Jokes in 2025

What would you call a mustache growing on someone’s cheek?
-A miss-tache!

what do you call a person obsessed with japanese gaming consoles?
-A Wiib.
Don’t touch my mustache.

Pithy saying from my Dad….
-When asked about growing a beard or mustache, his comment was…
“Why cultivate around your mouth what grows wild around your ass”

I almost lost my moustache today.
-But it was right under my nose.

The better groomed a man’s mustache,
-the better he takes care of himself in all other aspects of his life.

My wife said she found my first gray hair, but I didn’t believe her for the longest time. Then when I was brushing my teeth this morning I saw it in the mirror, on the left side of my mustache.
-It was right under my nose this whole time.

What did the bearded man say to his professor when he was running late?
– I mustache you a question but I’m running late.

Conpliment someone on their mustache ….
-And suddenly she won’t talk to you.

We should all make a joke togeather
– And start wearing Adolf’s legendary mustache

Why did the mustache go to the bank?
-For a shavings account.

My dad calls centipedes
-“wall moustaches”

How are mustaches similar to great cheese and fine wine or whiskey?
-They always get better with time and are worth the wait.

I haven’t shaved my mustache since the lockdown begun…
-And it’s kind of growing on me.

What did the man with the beard and mustache say at the restaurant when things got a bit heated between two guys?
-Relax, I’ve got a handlebar on the situation.

I complimented someone for their amazing mustache.
-I don’t understand why she threw a fit though.

Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say?
-It’s grown on me.

Where are all the old mustaches stored?
– Probably in one of the mo-seums.

In light of the Coronavirus outbreak, I chopped off my mustache to reduce the amount I’m subconsciously touching my face.
-I decided better shave than sorry.

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