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Music Jokes 🎹 in 2025

I’m going to music school in the middle east…
-I want to learn Qatar

Why did the chicken join the band?
-Because he had the drumsticks.

How can you tell if a singer’s at your door?
-They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.

Why was the musician arrested?
-Because she got in treble!

What is the musical part of a snake?
– Its scales.

Someone keyed the music teacher’s car.
– Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor.

What is the musical part of a snake?
-The scales!

What type of music are balloons afraid of?
– Pop music.

What’s green and sings?
-Elvis Parsley..

Why is a piano so hard to open?
-Because the keys are on the inside.

What’s big and grey with horns?
-An elephant marching band.

Middle C, E flat, and G walk into a bar.
-“Sorry,” the bartender says. “We don’t serve minors.”

What did the robbers take from the music store?
-The lute!

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
-In the piano.

Dad Joke: What do you call clean music?
-A soap opera!

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
-In the piano!

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
-Rap..

Why do fluorescent lights hum?
– Because they forgot the words.!

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