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Music Jokes 🎹 in 2024

What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
-Mount Rushmore.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
-They kept saying Bach, Bach.

Why was music coming from the printer?
-The paper was jamming.

What type of music are balloons scared of?
-Pop music!

Why was the musician arrested?
-Because she got in treble.

A while ago, my friend told me not to listen to loud music.
-I haven’t heard from that guy since.

Someone keyed the music teacher’s car
-Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor

What do you call a musical insect?
-A humbug.

Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
-He was Haydn.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
-Bach [back] in the saddle again.

Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
-Because she broke the record.

What do you call an elf that sings?
– A wrapper.

What makes music on your head?
-A head band!

What did the robbers take from the music store?
-The lute.

How many concert masters does it take to change a light bulb?
-Just one, but it takes four movements.

Dad Joke: What do you call clean music?
-A soap opera!

Why did the fish make such a good musician?
-He knew his scales.

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
– Ba-na-na-naaaaa.

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