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Mummy jokes 🧟‍♀ in 2025

What did the mummy say when asked if it was okay? “I’m just hanging in there.”

Why did the mummy go to the dance party? To show off its wraptastic moves.

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the beach? It was afraid of getting its wraps wet.

Why did the mummy go to the restaurant? It heard they had a wrap special.

What did the mummy say when it was asked to help with a project? “Sure, I’ll wrap my head around it.”

What did the mummy say when it got a cold? “I’m all wrapped up in tissues.”

Why did the mummy go to the fashion show? To see the latest wrap styles.

Why did the mummy go to the museum? It wanted to visit its ancestors.

What did the mummy say when it was asked to speak in public? “I hope I don’t wrap up my words.”

What did the mummy say when it was asked about its favorite game? “I love to play wrap-scotch.”

What did the mummy say when asked about its job? “I work in the wrapping department.”

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the haunted house? It was afraid of getting wrapped up in fear.

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the gym? It didn’t want to unravel its fitness routine.

What did the mummy say when it was asked about its favorite animal? “I love wrap-tiles.”

What did the mummy say when it found out it was going to be a dad? “I’m going to have a mini-wrap.”

Why did the mummy go to the tailor? To get a new set of custom wraps.

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the party? It was afraid of being a wrap wallflower.

What did the mummy say when it was asked about its favorite food? “I love a good wrap sandwich.”

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