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Mullet jokes in 2025

Why did the mullet get an award? For ‘shear’ excellence in style!

Why did the mullet go to the therapist? It needed to ‘untangle’ its problems!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of car? A ‘convertible’, they love the wind!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of flower? A ‘dandelion’, because of the fluff!

Why did the mullet go to the jazz club? It loves to ‘swing’!

What do you call a mullet in the army? A ‘re-cruit’!

What do you call a mullet at a chess tournament? A ‘king’!

Why did the mullet go to the spa? To get a ‘scalp’ massage!

Why did the mullet go to the music festival? It wanted to ‘headbang’!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of bird? The ‘peacock’, they love the show!

Why did the mullet go to the barber? To get a little ‘trim’!

Why did the mullet go to the circus? It loves the ‘big top’!

What do you call a mullet in a library? A ‘book worm’!

Why did the mullet go to the bakery? It wanted some ‘buns’!

What’s a mullet’s favorite sport? Baseball, because of the ‘caps’!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of candy? ‘Cotton’ candy, because of the fluff!

Why did the mullet go to the fashion show? It wanted to ‘strand’ out!

What do you call a mullet at a rodeo? A ‘cowboy’!

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