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Mullet jokes in 2025

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of dance? The ‘twist’, it loves to twirl!

Why did the mullet go to the beauty pageant? It wanted to ‘crown’!

What do you call a mullet at a rock concert? A ‘head-banger’!

What do you call a mullet at a magic show? A ‘hair-raising’ act!

Why did the mullet go to the gym? To work on its ‘curls’!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of drink? ‘Root’ beer!

Why did the mullet go to the salon? To get ‘highlighted’!

Why did the mullet go to the farm? It wanted to ‘braid’!

What do you call a mullet at a comedy club? A ‘split-ender’!

Why did the mullet go to the party? Because it’s always ‘business in the front, party in the back’!

Why did the mullet go to the pet shop? It wanted a ‘brush’!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of music? ‘Country’, of course!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of pizza? ‘Cheese’, because of the layers!

Why did the mullet go to the art gallery? It loves ‘color’!

What do you call a mullet on a poet? A ‘hairy-ot’!

What do you call a mullet at a rap concert? A ‘mullet-verse’!

Why did the mullet go to the supermarket? It needed some ‘conditioner’!

Why did the mullet go to the tea party? It loves to ‘bob’!

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