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Mullet jokes in 2025

What do you call a mullet at a construction site? A ‘hard hatter’!

Why did the mullet get an award? For ‘shear’ excellence in style!

Why did the mullet go to the therapist? It needed to ‘untangle’ its problems!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of car? A ‘convertible’, they love the wind!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of flower? A ‘dandelion’, because of the fluff!

Why did the mullet go to the jazz club? It loves to ‘swing’!

What do you call a mullet in the army? A ‘re-cruit’!

What do you call a mullet at a chess tournament? A ‘king’!

Why did the mullet go to the spa? To get a ‘scalp’ massage!

Why did the mullet go to the music festival? It wanted to ‘headbang’!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of bird? The ‘peacock’, they love the show!

Why did the mullet go to the barber? To get a little ‘trim’!

Why did the mullet go to the circus? It loves the ‘big top’!

What do you call a mullet in a library? A ‘book worm’!

Why did the mullet go to the bakery? It wanted some ‘buns’!

What’s a mullet’s favorite sport? Baseball, because of the ‘caps’!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of candy? ‘Cotton’ candy, because of the fluff!

Why did the mullet go to the fashion show? It wanted to ‘strand’ out!

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