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Mothers day jokes 👩‍👦‍👦 in 2025

Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel PJs into black yoga pants qualifies as “getting dressed.”

To the woman who rosé me right.

Q: Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day?
– A: So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on Mom.

How do you keep little cows quiet, so their mommy can sleep late?
– Use the moooooote button.

You know you’re a mom when you understand why Mama Bear’s porridge was too cold.

Parenting is buying a bounce house and swing set just so you can sit on the patio and drink wine in peace.

I’m going to donate these bags of clothes to Goodwill. But first, I’m going to drive around with them in my trunk for four months.

Joker: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
– Harvey: I have no clue.
– Joker: She heard he grew another foot!

It’s spicy” is a universal mom code for “I don’t want to share.”

What did the mommy spider say to the Baby spider?
– You spend too much time on the web.

Kid: “What’s a man?”
– Dad: “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.”
– Kid: “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”

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