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Mothers day jokes 👩‍👦‍👦 in 2025

What makes more noise than a child jumping on mommy’s bed?
– Two children jumping on mommy’s bed!

Please excuse the mess. My kids are making memories. Of me yelling at them. To clean up the mess.

Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales?
– Because mothers are priceless.

What did the hermit crabs do on Mother’s Day?
– They shellabrated their mommy. Olive you, mom.

Q: How did the Panda open her Mother’s Day card?
– A: With her bear hands.

Mom: “Look at that kid over there; he’s not misbehaving.”
– Son: “Maybe he has good parents then!”

You know you’re a mom when picking up another human to smell their butt isn’t only normal, but necessary.

Yoda best mom. Love you, I do.

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
– Mother snake: Yes, son.Why?
– Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!

Why did they have to rush the mommy rattlesnake to the doctor?
– She bit her tongue!

Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, three bedrooms away…
– While daddy snores next to you.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Gladys.
– Gladys who?
– Gladys Mother’s Day!

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. Thanks for puddin’ up with me.

Jack: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
– Bill: What?
– Jack: It’s time to go to sweep!

Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother?
– A: “Look, Ma! No hands!

I asked a police recruit during an exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
– He said, “Call for backup.”

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Llama.
– Llama who?
– Llama Llama, I love my mama!

Son: “Mom, stop making jokes. You’re not funny.”
– Mom: “I made you, didn’t I?”

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