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Mothers day jokes 👩‍👦‍👦 in 2025

What do you call a short mom?
– A mini-mum.

Yes, please get a new cup every time you need water
– said no mom ever.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Alec.
– Alec who?
– Alec to give mommy Mother’s Day kisses

What kind of flowers do yellow jacket mothers like for Mother’s Day?
– Bee-gonias.

Q: What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?
– A: Her-she’s Kisses.

Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day?
– Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Al.
– Al who?
– Al give you a hug for Mother’s Day!

Ryan: Why did you chop the joke book in half?
– John: Mom said to cut the comedy.

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
– Because she left the phone off the hook.

My Mom told me I’d never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much.
– I said, “Oh, yeah? Just you wait.”

Night Mom: “Tomorrow, I’m going to get up early before all of the kids, pack their lunches, go for a run, cook a healthy breakfast, and enjoy 20 minutes of silent ‘me time.’”
– Morning Mom: “Hahahahahaha. Nice try.”

Motherhood is a constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time.

Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
– A: It’s time to go to sweep!

What sweets do astronaut moms like?
– Mars bars.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Yo mama.
– Yo mama who?
– Yo mama who knows you didn’t throw out the garbage like I asked you to.

What three words solve dad’s every problem?
– Ask your mother.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
– Their kids have to play inside!

Q: Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day?
– A: Their chrysanthemoms.

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