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Mothers day jokes 👩‍👦‍👦 in 2025

Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, three bedrooms away…
– While daddy snores next to you.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Gladys.
– Gladys who?
– Gladys Mother’s Day!

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. Thanks for puddin’ up with me.

Jack: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
– Bill: What?
– Jack: It’s time to go to sweep!

Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother?
– A: “Look, Ma! No hands!

I asked a police recruit during an exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
– He said, “Call for backup.”

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Llama.
– Llama who?
– Llama Llama, I love my mama!

Son: “Mom, stop making jokes. You’re not funny.”
– Mom: “I made you, didn’t I?”

Where do baby Transformers come from?
– Opti-mom Prime.

Q: What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?
– A: Catch Up

What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
– Catch up!

Mom’s recipe for iced coffee:
– Have kids.
– Make coffee.
– Forget you made coffee.
– Put it in the microwave.
– Forget you put it in the microwave.
– Drink it cold.

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
– 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
– 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.

Chris: Why is a computer so smart?
– Mom: It listens to its motherboard.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
– Where’s Pop-corn?

Never doubt a mother! She can carry a screaming toddler, two gallons of milk, talk on her cell phone, and still slap the snot out of you for looking at her crazy.

What kind of boat is barely staying afloat, yet somehow manages to function?
– The mother ship.

I would write a book about parenting, but it would just be filled with rants about doing everything myself. And cocktail recipes.

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