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Mothers day jokes 👩‍👦‍👦 in 2024

Q: What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother’s Day?
– A: Calm-omile tea.

What was Cleopatra’s favorite day of the year?
– Mummy’s day.

My housekeeping style as a mom can best be described as “there appears to have been a struggle.”

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
– Look, Ma! No hands!

Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
– Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.

Don’t wake up mom! There are at least seven species that eat their young. Your mom may be one of them.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Omelet
– Omelet who?
– Omelet Mommy sleep in today.

She believed she could, and she almost did…
– But then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack and she totally lost track of what she was doing.

What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?
– Her-she’s Kisses.

Q: Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling on Mother’s Day?
– A: She was an alley cat.

What did the lazy boy say to his mom on Mother’s Day when she was about to do the dishes?
– “Relax mom… you can just do them in the morning.”

Baby snake: “Mommy, are we poisonous?”
– Mommy snake: “Yes, son. Why?”
– Baby snake: “I just bit my tongue!”

Everything you do is so mom point.

What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day?
– Starbucks.

Q: How do you get the kids to be quiet on Mother’s Day morning?
– A: Say mums the word.

Why did the baby strawberry cry?
– Because his mom was in a jam!

Roses are red,
– Violets are blue.
– My mom’s jokes,
– Are funnier than you.

A mother’s sacrifice isn’t giving birth. It’s nine months without wine.

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