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Mothers day jokes 👩‍👦‍👦 in 2025

My kids asked me what it was like to be a mom.
– So, I woke them up at 3 a.m. demanding to know where my lucky sock was.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Abby.
– Abby who?
– Abby Mother’s Day!

Pee Wee: What did the digital clock say to its mother?
– Westy: What?
– Pee Wee: “Look, Ma! No hands!”

Q: Why did the cookie cry?
– A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!

Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.

Son: “Mom, what’s a weekend?”
– Mom: “I don’t know, sweetheart, I haven’t had one since you were born.”

What’s the difference between Superman and Mothers?
– Superman’s just a superhero now and then. Moms are superheroes all the time.

Sunday School Teacher: “Tell me, do you say prayers before eating?”
– Student: “No, ma’am. I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.”

Q: What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother’s Day?
– A: Calm-omile tea.

What was Cleopatra’s favorite day of the year?
– Mummy’s day.

My housekeeping style as a mom can best be described as “there appears to have been a struggle.”

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
– Look, Ma! No hands!

Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
– Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.

Don’t wake up mom! There are at least seven species that eat their young. Your mom may be one of them.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Omelet
– Omelet who?
– Omelet Mommy sleep in today.

She believed she could, and she almost did…
– But then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack and she totally lost track of what she was doing.

What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?
– Her-she’s Kisses.

Q: Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling on Mother’s Day?
– A: She was an alley cat.

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