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Mothers day jokes 👩‍👦‍👦 in 2025

Why is a computer so smart?
– Because it listens to its motherboard.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

Robbie: Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?
– Bobbie: East?
– Robbie: No. Larry.

When your mom’s voice is so loud, even your neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed.

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
– Because she left the phone off the hook.

My Mom told me I’d never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much.
– I said, “Oh, yeah? Just you wait.”

Night Mom: “Tomorrow, I’m going to get up early before all of the kids, pack their lunches, go for a run, cook a healthy breakfast, and enjoy 20 minutes of silent ‘me time.’”
– Morning Mom: “Hahahahahaha. Nice try.”

Motherhood is a constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time.

Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
– A: It’s time to go to sweep!

What sweets do astronaut moms like?
– Mars bars.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Yo mama.
– Yo mama who?
– Yo mama who knows you didn’t throw out the garbage like I asked you to.

What three words solve dad’s every problem?
– Ask your mother.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
– Their kids have to play inside!

Q: Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day?
– A: Their chrysanthemoms.

Licked a dark smear off my finger, and then thought, “Phew it’s chocolate.”

Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater?
– She was chili.

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother’s Day?
– Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!

Erin: What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?
– Fran: What?
– Erin: “We’re gonna have a BB!”

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