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Mothers day jokes 👩‍👦‍👦 in 2025

Why is a computer so smart?
– Because it listens to its motherboard.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

Robbie: Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?
– Bobbie: East?
– Robbie: No. Larry.

When your mom’s voice is so loud, even your neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed.

Boy: “My mom is having a new baby.”
– Girl: “What’s wrong with the old one?”

Before having kids, every mom thinks she’ll be a super-chill mom.
– That’s because, at that point, we had no idea they’d break all our stuff, make ridiculous demands, and take roughly 10 years to get out of the car.

You’re a souper mom.

Q: Why did the mother’s day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?
– A: It was chocoLATE.

I bought my mom a mug that says, “Happy Mother’s Day from the World’s Worst Son”.
– I forgot to mail it but I think she knows.

Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales? Because mothers are priceless.

What was the mommy cat wearing to breakfast on Mother’s Day?
– She was still in her paw-jamas.

Q: Why don’t mothers wear watches?
– A: There’s a clock on the stove

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Howard.
– Howard who?
– Howard you like breakfast in bed, Mommy?

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Ivana.
– Ivana who?
– Ivana give you a kiss for Mother’s Day!

Why do Mothers have to have two visits to the optometrist?
– Because they also have eyes in the back of their head.

Kendon: Why was the mother firefly so happy?
– Bryan: Why?
– Kendon: Because her children were all so bright.

What did the panda give his mommy?
– A bear hug.

Nothing is really lost… until mom can’t find it.

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