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Morning Jokes 🌄 in 2025

What happened to the guy that accidentally made his morning coffee with some Red Bull instead of with water?
– He got halfway to his work before he realized he had forgotten his car.

What do you say when someone compliments the eggs you cooked for breakfast?
– “Well, I’m an eggspert.”

I ran 3 miles this morning
– Finally I turned around and said, “here lady, just take your purse.”

Knock! Knock!

– Who’s there?

– Ada.

– Ada who?

– Ada lot for breakfast, now I feel like throwing up.

I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning.
– But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.

Why did the man get arrested for pouring himself a cup of coffee in the morning?
– The police thought it was mugging.

What would you call someone that can’t stop jogging along the beach in the morning?
– They’d be called Joggernaut.

What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?
– Fawn dew.

What would you do if you had problems with your boiled eggs in the morning?
– Just crack it.

Why did the jailer start counting the numbers of all the inmates in the morning?
– Because she wanted a con-census.

What does a Moogle need every day when it wakes up?
– It needs a kup-o coffee.

A Tibetan monk was making his morning toast when he saw, in the margarine, the face of Jesus. He gasped and said,
– “I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.”

I woke up this morning and couldn’t move my head.
– I called the doctor, explaining what was going on and asked for an appointment.

– After a few moments the doctor responded: “I can see ya neck’s weak…”

– “Haven’t you got anything sooner?!”

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day.
– But then I realized I was still alive.

I woke up on the floor this morning ,I think I woke up on the wrong side thou

What happened to the guy that started jogging for his health?
– It’s now been almost a year no one knows where he actually is.

What does a cup say to the coffee every morning?
– “You’re brew-ti-ful.”

Did you hear about the man that got hit by the very same bike every single morning?
– It’s a vicious cycle.

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