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Morning Jokes 🌄 in 2025

I didn’t have any toast this morning, and I’m very angry about it.
– I think I might be lack toast intolerant.

Knock! Knock!

– Who’s there?

– Dew.

– Dew who?

– Dew wanna go jogging tomorrow morning?

This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.

– Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what’s right, with all your might.

How did Moses make coffee in the morning?
– He-brewed it.

Why does Thanos eat cereal in the morning at breakfast?
– Because it’s a part of a well-balanced breakfast.

On my way to work this morning a bird decided to make its home on top of my head. I went to call someone for help but my phone had run out of power
– I’m now under a nest without charge

Have you heard about the Vicks VapoRub truck that overturned on the freeway in the morning the other day?
– Well, there certainly wasn’t any congestion for the next 7-8 hours.

What happened to the guy that accidentally made his morning coffee with some Red Bull instead of with water?
– He got halfway to his work before he realized he had forgotten his car.

What do you say when someone compliments the eggs you cooked for breakfast?
– “Well, I’m an eggspert.”

I ran 3 miles this morning
– Finally I turned around and said, “here lady, just take your purse.”

Knock! Knock!

– Who’s there?

– Ada.

– Ada who?

– Ada lot for breakfast, now I feel like throwing up.

I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning.
– But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.

Why did the man get arrested for pouring himself a cup of coffee in the morning?
– The police thought it was mugging.

What would you call someone that can’t stop jogging along the beach in the morning?
– They’d be called Joggernaut.

What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?
– Fawn dew.

What would you do if you had problems with your boiled eggs in the morning?
– Just crack it.

Why did the jailer start counting the numbers of all the inmates in the morning?
– Because she wanted a con-census.

What does a Moogle need every day when it wakes up?
– It needs a kup-o coffee.

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