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Morning Jokes 🌄 in 2025

What time is it when you walk in to the wall ?
– Time to get to bed

I just took a orange soda bath this morning the next i knew it turn out to be a river of orange kist.

What would you call it if you choke on your water when jogging every morning for a week?
– The worst ever running gag.

What is a barista’s everyday morning mantra?
– “Rise and grind.”

Have you heard about the guy who found a bunch of celery every morning on his front doorstep?
– He thought he was being stalked.

Why did the man always cheat on his diet in the morning?
– Because he thought, at the end of the day, he’s staying faithful.

What would you say if your wife asked for eggs in the morning?
– “Yolk k.”

What did the cheerleader wake her mom up with for breakfast on Mother’s Day morning?
– Cheerios.

I looked out of my window this morning and saw my dad slumped over the lawnmower crying, I said to my mum “what’s wrong with dad?”
– “He’s going through a rough patch” she said…

nock! Knock!

– Who’s there?

– Sweden.

– Sweden who?

– Norway, I like my coffee black in the morning.

What did the man say when he woke up in the morning to find he had turned into a cat?
– He said, “Don’t ask meow it happened”.

What does a croissant say to a cup of coffee in the morning?
– “You’re not really my cup of tea.”

What was the ‘Rise and Shine Juice’ that the cobbler invented to wake up his shoes in the morning?
– It was just a combination of yeast and shoe polish.

Every morning after waking up, I find that someone has left a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.
– I don’t know what to make of it.

Did you hear about the man that found a bunch of LEGO every morning on his front porch?
– He didn’t know what to make of them.

Why were the man and his family crying in the morning?
– They were coming back from a moving sale.

What would you name a classic rock-themed morning jogging club?
– Runs ‘n Goeses.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning.
– Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

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