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Morning Jokes 🌄 in 2025

Knock! Knock!

– Who’s there?

– Dawn.

– Dawn who?

– Dawn talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.

The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning…

What would you call it if you accidentally spilled some coffee grinds in the morning?
– It was grounded.

What is the favorite meal of a car?
– Brake-fast.

What did the tiny Cambrian reptile say the morning after his first workout?
– He said he was just a little ‘saur.

What would you call having mushrooms every day in the morning?
– It’s what champignons eat.

What would happen if you were made to promise to put on your mask before going to work every morning?
– Well, I’d be late to work every day and definitely get tired of Jim Carey.

What did the black hole reply when the other black hole said, “you should try slimming down a little” when they were jogging in space?
– He replied, “are you that dense?”

I got pulled over by a cop this morning
– He came to my window and said “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

– I said, “No officer – I thought for sure you’d know.”

– LPT – Don’t do this.

Knock! Knock!

– Who’s there?

– Hammond.

– Hammond who?

– Please, Hammond eggs for breakfast.

Man looks at his friend and says “if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone?
– ” The friend says im a disgusted tone “No” So the man says “ok let’s go camping”

What would you call it if you accidentally pumped unleaded gas into your diesel vehicle’s tank one morning?
– A very fuelish mistake.

What would it be called if you woke up every day in the morning to the sound of zombies screaming?
– Dawn of the Dead.

I found I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice.
– My doctor explained that it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars , but I really think it’s the Vodka

What do you call a radio that just works in the morning?
– An AM radio.

Which superhero delivers the morning papers?
– It’s Newspaperman.

What happened when the lawyer worried about his court case and forgot to use any coffee filter in the morning
– ? Well, after brewing, the coffee had quite a lot of grounds to appeal.

I had a fight with my erection this morning
– I beat it single handedly.

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