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Moose jokes 🦌 in 2025

What’s the difference between a ska band and a moose?
– A moose has horns in the front and its asshole in the back!

What do you call it when a moose eats your lunch?
– Annoying.

What do you say if a witch turns you into a moose?
– Oh deery me.

I tried getting on a plane with a dead moose once.
– The attendant said I had to check it as luggage. I said, no it’s carrion.

Why did the moose mum go on holiday?
– Because she had a wee calf.

A moose calf called round to an elk calf’s house to see if he wanted to play. The elk calf answered the door.
– “Do you want to come and play at mine?” asked the moose. The elk turned round to his dad.
– “Can I, da?”

Why do Canadians always have such good hair?
– Because of all the moose.

What did the moose say when the elk stole her chocolate?
– How deer you!

Where do baby moose go at lunch time?
– The calf-eteria.

What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef?
– “Oh no! I’ve made a huge MooseSteak!”

What has antlers and sucks blood?
– A moose-quito!

Did you hear about the moose comedian?
– He was very a-moose-ing.

Who’s the richest elk ever?
– Mansa Moose-a.

Did you hear about the moose who wanted to lose weight?
– He went on a diet and now he’s a Muslim

Why did the moose go on Spotify?
– He wanted to listen to moose-ic.

A moose wobbled and fell over in front of his friend.
– “You silly pudding,” the friend said.

What did Canadians use to communicate during the various wars they fought?
– Moose Code.

What did the moose name her daughter?
– Elke.

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