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Moose jokes 🦌 in 2025

Sometimes, eating road kill
– Can be a big moose steak

What do you say when a moose tells you something sad?
– Oh deer.

What did the moose say to her mum?
– I love you deerly.

What do you call a a moose who can’t stop drinking?
– An elkoholic

Why wouldn’t the moose tell you his name?
– He wanted to stay anony-moose.

A lady brought two baby moose with her when she went to the gym. She got on a running machine, and put the moose on the machines on each side. One of the staff walked past and stared.
– “Excuse me,” he said. “Why are you bringing moose to the gym?”
– “Oh,” said the lady. “My running coach said I needed to work out my calves.”

How does a cow kill itself?
– With a moose

What do you call a composer who’s a moose?
– Amadeus Moose-zart.

Where do moose like to spend their free time?
– The moose-eum.

I Once Shot a Moose in My Pajamas
– How it got into them, I’ll never know.

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
– “Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there.”

What do you get if you put an elk and a gazelle next to Australia?
– Moose Eland.

What’s the difference between a northern Maine woman and a moose?
– ’bout 50 pounds and a flannel shirt

Why don’t moose do archery?
– They’re afraid they might hit a bull’s eye.

The moose missed the bus so he decided to hoof it.

What do you call a cow with antlers?
– A Moose.

What do you call a moose lying on its back?
– Relaxed.

Where do moose get their news?
– The moose paper.

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