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Moose jokes 🦌 in 2025

Where do baby moose go at lunch time?
– The calf-eteria.

What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef?
– “Oh no! I’ve made a huge MooseSteak!”

What has antlers and sucks blood?
– A moose-quito!

Did you hear about the moose comedian?
– He was very a-moose-ing.

Who’s the richest elk ever?
– Mansa Moose-a.

Did you hear about the moose who wanted to lose weight?
– He went on a diet and now he’s a Muslim

Why did the moose go on Spotify?
– He wanted to listen to moose-ic.

A moose wobbled and fell over in front of his friend.
– “You silly pudding,” the friend said.

What did Canadians use to communicate during the various wars they fought?
– Moose Code.

What did the moose name her daughter?
– Elke.

Ex-moose me, but have you heard these funny moose sayings?

two Newfies are discussing a stranger. “Ya think e comes from away then?” “Course! no one from the island rides a moose like that side saddle!”

What do you call a computer mouse for a cow?…
– a Moose!

Why did the man feel vulnerable after his pet moose got lost?
– Because he was elkless.

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?
– Grey Moose

What game do moose play at sleepovers?
– Truth or deer.

What do you call a cross between a hippopotamus and something that is not a moose?
– A hipponotamoose.

A moose went into the supermarket, but walked straight back out again.
– It was too deer.

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