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Moose jokes 🦌 in 2024

A tiger accidentally bought a deer steak at the supermarket.
– “I’m not beef,” it shouted as he picked it up.
– It was an honest moose steak.

What do you call a moose that makes films?
– The deerector.

What do you get if you cross an elk with a rollercoaster?
– An a-moose-ment park.

Did you hear about the moose who went rock-climbing?
– She held on for deer life.

What do you call a celebrity elk?
– Famoose.

Why did the moose find a pound under her pillow?
– The hoof fairy left it there.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Isn’t that the dragon from Mulan?

What do you call a moose with no name?
– Anonymoose

What happens when a moose gets cold?
– She gets the moose bumps.

What do you call a moose with two legs shorter than the others?
– Mussolini

What do you call a moose that plays piano?
– A moose-ician.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie-BOO!

I was very confused the other dah
– I was discussing religion with a man and he claimed to be a “moose limb”. Must be some kinda canadian thing I guess.

Did you hear that a moose sat on my car this morning?
– No way, you moose-d be kidding me.

In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators
– Because we’re raised differently.

What do you call a moose who’s always late for work?
– Unrelia-bull.

What do you get if you cross a moose with a ghost?
– A cari-boo.

What do you call it when a moose eats your lunch?
– Annoying.

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