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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

Some aliens in a flying saucer offered to fly me to the moon
– But they wouldn’t let us land because the moon was full

Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?
– It’s right after a waxing phase

What social media platform do astronauts use?
– Spacebook.

What does the arrogant sun reply to the moon when who asks why he hasn’t seen him around when their paths cross during an eclipse?
– We move in different circles.

Congratulations America. 51 years ago you landed on the moon!!!
– Now you canโ€™t even go to Canada.

When I die
– Iโ€™m going to get put in a rocket and be launched into the moon. That way my descendants can look at the crash site and see the impact Iโ€™ve made.

Why do people hate going to the restaurant on the moon?
– There is no atmosphere.

What do you need to do to make a werewolf stew?
– Leave it waiting till the full moon rises.

How is it possible for people to believe the moon landing never happened?
– Come on! It’s not rocket science!

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