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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

Why does the moon raise and lower the tides over and over again?
– It has to make shore

Canada’s starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon
– They’re calling the spaceship Apollo-G.

Why does a werewolf always howl at the moon?
– Because it is after a waxing phase

How did Luke Skywalker travel in the forest moon of Endor?
– Ewoked.

Why do wolves howl at the full moon
– Because it hurts. Owwww ow ow owwwwwww

Why is the man on the moon so fond of Darth Vader?
– Because he also has a dark side.

Why does nobody like visiting the moon anymore?
– Because the hotels are always full.

If you start the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd and the passion of the Christ at the same time the scenes donโ€™t match up at all
– It turns out Jesus was more of a nine inch nails guy

AnAstronautarrivesonthemoonbase
– Hesays”let’sgetadrink.wheredoyouallhangout?”Theothersrespond”Sorry,wedon’thaveaspacebar”.

Why do non-vegetarians prefer moon rock over earth rock?
– Because they are a little meteor.

“The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?”
– Nah, it’s just going through a phase.

My son identifies as a crescent moon.
– I hope it’s just a phase.

What does Buzz Aldrin say when he meets people?
– I am the second person to land on the moon. Neil before me.

What did the sun say when he meets the moon?
– Finally, it is my night off.

Two blonds are sitting on a park bench at night looking at the moon…
One leans to the other and says “Which do you think is closer: Florida or the moon?”

– The other blond says “Obviously the moon. You can’t see Florida.”

Why does Earth only have one moon?
– Weโ€™re moonagamous.

What is the first day of the week in outer space called?
– Moonday.

During which time does the weight of the moon get the heaviest?
– When it is full.

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