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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

Did you know that on the way to the Moon the Apollo 11 crew heard rock music coming from outside?
– Mission Control confirmed they were passing through the Van Halen belts

Who is the first farmer who first walked on the moon?
– Neil Farmstrong.

When does the moon feel broke and out of money?
– Whenever it comes down to the last quarter.

Some astronauts wanted to have a New Year’s party on the moon
– But they didn’t planet in time

So the Apollo missions found insects on the moon.
– Lunatics

How is Michael Jackson different from Neil Armstrong?
– Armstrong walked on the moon, and Jackson moonwalked on Earth.

Iโ€™m Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon.
– Neil before me.

What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?
– A moon rock

Why was the moon landing staged?
– Because the rocket had multiple stages.

Why is the moon considered to be a wanted criminal?
– It is constantly mooning everybody.

How do you know when the moon is going broke?
– When it’s down to its last quarter.

What’s grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?
– A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard.

What did the space-loving kid feel when he was gifted with a large rocket for his birthday?
– He went over the moon.

What does the lunar mom say to the lunar dad when their kid is waning.
– He is just going through a phase.

Is it a solar or lunar eclipse where the sun passes in front of the moon?
– Neither. That would be the apoca-clipse.

When you’re trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter’s moons…
Europa creek with no paddle.

– I hope someone smiles at this dumb space joke.

Why was Neil never tired of flying to the Moon?
– Because he was Armstrong.

What are the series of online videos about the moon and the sun crossing each other called?
– E-clips.

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