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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

Why was the moon landing fake?
– Because the moon is still up there. It did not land anywhere.

How much are the living costs on the moon?
– Probably out of this world.

What do you call a mad insect on the moon?
– A Lunatic

What do you call a body of water on the moon?
– Lunacy.

What does Neil Armstrong call his alarm clock?
– Lunartick.

How much would the moon cost if it would be sold in the market?
– Only a dollar, because it has four quarters.

Did you hear that Keith Moon, Peter Townshend, Roger Daltrey and John Entwistle
Broke into a puppy mill and stole confiscated all the animals?
– The Who let the dogs out

Why are moon parties so damn boring?
– Cuz there is no atmosphere!

What was the first animal who went into space?
– The cow.

Did you hear they found a pushpin on the largest moon of Saturn?
– Thats right,
– A tac on Titan

Did you hear that NASA found bones on the moon?
– The cow didn’t make it.

What would cashews grown on the Moon’s soil be called?
– Astro-nuts.

What kind of tropical fruit do astronauts love to eat when they are on the moon?
– A Coco-naut.

What’s the moon’s favorite gum?
– Orbit.

Did you know that on the way to the Moon the Apollo 11 crew heard rock music coming from outside?
– Mission Control confirmed they were passing through the Van Halen belts

Who is the first farmer who first walked on the moon?
– Neil Farmstrong.

When does the moon feel broke and out of money?
– Whenever it comes down to the last quarter.

Some astronauts wanted to have a New Year’s party on the moon
– But they didn’t planet in time

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