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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

My friends believe that a full moon gives supernatural powers
– but I think they’re just lunartics

What is a mad person on the moon called?
– A Luna-Tic!

Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said…
– “No. That’s why we want to go to the moon.”

Got stopped by police last night. They asked me if I had a police record
– Yes, walking on the moon from 1979

Why was the moon landing fake?
– Because the moon is still up there. It did not land anywhere.

How much are the living costs on the moon?
– Probably out of this world.

What do you call a mad insect on the moon?
– A Lunatic

What do you call a body of water on the moon?
– Lunacy.

What does Neil Armstrong call his alarm clock?
– Lunartick.

How much would the moon cost if it would be sold in the market?
– Only a dollar, because it has four quarters.

Did you hear that Keith Moon, Peter Townshend, Roger Daltrey and John Entwistle
Broke into a puppy mill and stole confiscated all the animals?
– The Who let the dogs out

Why are moon parties so damn boring?
– Cuz there is no atmosphere!

What was the first animal who went into space?
– The cow.

Did you hear they found a pushpin on the largest moon of Saturn?
– Thats right,
– A tac on Titan

Did you hear that NASA found bones on the moon?
– The cow didn’t make it.

What would cashews grown on the Moon’s soil be called?
– Astro-nuts.

What kind of tropical fruit do astronauts love to eat when they are on the moon?
– A Coco-naut.

What’s the moon’s favorite gum?
– Orbit.

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